{"id":3077,"date":"2018-02-19T12:33:53","date_gmt":"2018-02-19T12:33:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/artmagazine.pt\/?p=3077"},"modified":"2018-02-19T12:33:54","modified_gmt":"2018-02-19T12:33:54","slug":"art-com-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/artmagazine.pt\/index.php\/2018\/02\/19\/art-com-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"ART com Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img data-attachment-id=\"3079\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/artmagazine.pt\/index.php\/2018\/02\/19\/art-com-humor\/piadas\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/artmagazine.pt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/piadas.jpg?fit=700%2C457&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"700,457\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"piadas\" data-image-description=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/artmagazine.pt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/piadas.jpg?fit=300%2C196&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/artmagazine.pt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/piadas.jpg?fit=600%2C392&amp;ssl=1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3079\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/artmagazine.pt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/piadas.jpg?resize=300%2C196&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"196\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/artmagazine.pt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/piadas.jpg?resize=300%2C196&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/artmagazine.pt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/piadas.jpg?w=700&amp;ssl=1 700w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Porque \u00e9 que se um astronauta matar outro no espa\u00e7o n\u00e3o \u00e9 preso?<br \/>\n\u2013 Porque \u00e9 um crime sem gravidade.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Est\u00e3o duas bolas de Berlim num precip\u00edcio, uma vira-se para a outro e diz:<br \/>\n\u2013 Est\u00e1s com medo?<br \/>\nResponde a outra:<br \/>\n\u2013 N\u00e3o \u00e9 medo, \u00e9 recheio.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Est\u00e1 uma m\u00e3e e uma filha a dormir no corredor, que horas s\u00e3o?<br \/>\n\u2013 Falta um quarto para as duas.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Est\u00e3o dois espelhos a conversar e um vira-se para o outro e diz:<br \/>\n\u2013 Qual \u00e9 o significado da vida?<br \/>\nResponde o outro:<br \/>\n\u2013 Deixa-me reflectir.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Qual \u00e9 a semelhan\u00e7a entre um padre e um martelo?<br \/>\n\u2013 Ambos pregam.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Porque \u00e9 que os chineses gostam de p\u00f3lo aqu\u00e1tico?<br \/>\n\u2013 Porque n\u00e3o entra \u00e1gua para os olhos.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/artmagazine.pt\/index.php\/2018\/02\/19\/art-com-humor\/like_a_boss\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3080\"><img data-attachment-id=\"3080\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/artmagazine.pt\/index.php\/2018\/02\/19\/art-com-humor\/like_a_boss\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/artmagazine.pt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/like_a_boss.jpg?fit=500%2C500&amp;ssl=1\" 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Est\u00e3o duas bolas de Berlim num precip\u00edcio, uma vira-se para a outro e diz: \u2013 Est\u00e1s com medo? Responde a outra: \u2013 N\u00e3o \u00e9 medo, \u00e9 recheio. 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